Rabbit is reading Samizdat 9 News. Nine comes up.

Nine: "Yo!"

Rabbit: "Nine, what's up?"

Nine: "I made a new thing! Come see!"

Rabbit: "OK."

It's a Magic 8 ball, but it's 9 instead.

Rabbit: "I get it, magic 9 ball. Very funny."

Nine: "Go on! Shake it!"

Rabbit shakes the 9 ball.

Ball: "Your report is complete bullshit."

Nine is ecstatic: "AGAIN!"

Rabbit shakes it again.

Ball: "You are probably holding it wrong."

Rabbit looks at Nine: "/lib/theo?"

Nine laughs.