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Girl and Fish are waiting for Penguin to finish cooking eggs.
Girl: "So the president was corrupt!"
Fish: "You misunderstand, it was all perfectly legal."
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Guard: "Mister president, a MilTek lawyer is here to see you."
President: "...oh my free market... Send him in."
Lawyer: "President Magenta, love what you've done with the place!"
President: "Henderson, I don't have time for banter, we just lost Hawaii!"
Lawyer: "Sorry to hear that. Naval invasion?"
President: "Auction. State your biz."
Lawyer: "We - meaning my company - saw what you and MATA just got past `THE PEOPLE'. We're developing something really cool I am not at liberty to talk about - but we could really use all that fresh data!"
President: "Pinky promise not to do anything nefarious!"
Laywer: "How about I pay you instead!"
President: "Sure."
Lawyer: "Great! I already brought all the paperwork!"
The subject MilTek can do whatever it wants.
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